Fictionally cockblocked.

[blue_soaring]

I have this craving to write boys being boys happy porn. Like, I can taste it (tastes like chicken?). And all I have are ideas for rip your heart out and STOMP on it porn.

One invoives sadist!Dean and another in-denial phonesex.

I find this frustrating. In the way that tearing through your house in a mad rush to find the single working pen only to realise it's stuck behind your ear after you've forgotten what you needed the pen for is frustrating.

I'm sort of hoping someone gives me a reason to throttle them at work tomorrow. HAR.

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[writerzilch.insanejournal.com]

Kinda know how you feel. Everything I set out to write lately either veers off in another direction or refuses to come out at all. I have two or three plots sitting patient as old dogs in the back of my brain, waiting for me to write them, but when I try to get them down I get something else entirely or I get nothing at all. :\

Boys being boys happy porn would be so nice. |D There isn't enough of it in the world. But then again, heart-stompin' porn is hard to deny! What with its heart-stompy-ness. (Phonesex, mmmm.)

(I'm having trouble writing porn in this fandom at all. o_o I don't know why! I just can't seem to GET the boys there. I love READING it, so why can't I write it? Eep.)

[blue_soaring.insanejournal.com]

Now that you mention it, I remember when I first started out I read almost everything but could only really get the Sam-and-Dean (gen in that way that the show is gen, heh) to flow. Some really good pieces came out of it. The porn sort of just happened later.

I'm thinking S1 h/c boys being boys porn. Yeah, that'd be a nice break. Though like you say, lately when I sit down to write the stupid little cursor just blinks at me. There are no magically appearing words.

I'm content to be lazy and just read whatever you write, though. XD

[writerzilch.insanejournal.com]

Hopefully if I absorb enough I'll be able to earn my porn-wings. XD Guess I'll just have to keep reading it! For, ah, research purposes, of course.

I'm thinking S1 h/c boys being boys porn. Yeah, that'd be a nice break.

Oh, would it EVER. And me, I find that when I go to write lately, I get jack-- but when I go to do something else, something brainless like my laundry or washing dishes, then my mind starts to wander and BAM! Something will hit me. I guess it's a good thing my apartment's so small I'm never more than five feet away from the computer. XD;

[rivers_bend.insanejournal.com]

I have this craving for you to write boys being boys happy porn too. :D :D

But the muse comes where the muse comes.

[dreamlittleyo.insanejournal.com]

I completely feel you! I enjoy schmoop as much as the next person I like a little schmoop in with my angst now and again, but it seems like I can only ever write it when someone has made an express request of me. I can't just... sit down and WRITE happy fic, porn or otherwise, for the hell of it. The angst bunnies are too rabid! *flails helplessly *

Good luck finding that proverbial pen, my dear, I have faith in you!