filthy as the ace of spades

This has been languishing on my desktop for months and months. Thank you, My Chem, for providing me with the most awesomest title ever. :D

Kiss My Battery
Iron Man (movie). Tony/Jarvis. NC-17. ~3000 words. Sorta masturbation, sorta self-cest, sorta really not.
This was the next logical step in the evolution of Iron Man, but that didn't mean he hadn't been dying to do it for years. It was one hell of a good excuse though.

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I honestly think I may have broken something in switching from Adam's glittery headspace to Daken's. OW.

Gasoline and Matches
Marvel. Daken/Venom. NC-17. ~2400 words. Tentacles. For 'bondage (other)' on my kink_bingo card.
Mac is the most interesting fuck he's ever had. Definitely the most interesting thing he's ever controlled.

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I've wanted this pairing for freakin' ever. Possibly it was just Anna Panquin making eyes at Hugh Jackman. Surrogate father/daughter relationship, riiiiiight.

Also I am stupidly happy the evil twin has some time to beta again. Wee!

Sass and Sparks
X-Men movieverse. Logan/Rogue. NC-17. ~3400 words. For 'leather/latex/rubber' on my kink_bingo card.
He wonders when she figured him out.

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Shameless clubfic, shameless ganking of Lady Gaga for a title. It's very appropriate. :d Also, warnings. There are lots of them. Pretty sure I covered all the bases.

The Fame Monster
Marvel. Daken/Bullseye. NC-17. ~2800 words. Dubious consent (Daken). Contains homophobic and misogynistic comments a la the unreliable psychopathic serial killer assassin narrator. For 'confined/caged' on my kink_bingo card.
Sooner or later, everybody's going to die. He's looking forward to being the one who shoves a knife straight through one of Daken's pretty eyes.

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I tried to fit this in on cypher's tentacle poll, but there was no option for the tentacles being the one all, don't -- stop -- don't -- stop -- don't stop~

Dub-con tentacle porn with a mild gore chaser does not describe what this is AT ALL. Daken is all his own warning. And so is Venom. So. Mostly consensual he totally made me do it ooh it wriggles how nice porn? IDEK. *hands!*

Follows the events of Sinister Spider-Man, specific canon knowledge of such not really required.

How to Embrace a Swamp Creature
Marvel. Daken/Mac. NC-17. ~4100 words. Tentacles. Mild gore. Dubious consent. This is so not what it says on the tin. Post Sinister Spider-Man.
This would be so much easier if Daken could talk to the symbiote directly.

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Edit: Internet, if you don't cough up a torrent for Origins 47 soon, you and I are gonna have words. Got it now! :D

This is so wonderfully shameless. \o/ I've never done a remix before but omg, it was stupidly fun. And shameless. :D

Bad Celebrity Influence (the Once More with Feeling remix)
Marvel. Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, Tony Stark/Teddy Altman/Billy Kaplan. NC-17. ~6600 words. A remix of ponderosa's Bad Celebrity Influence, found here.
If someone had asked exactly six point five seconds ago, Tony would have said that of the two people involved in this conversation, Steve wasn't the one fooling around with clever innuendo.

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I have a new fandom. It's called Robert Downey god damn motherfucking Jr.

The Whole Package
Actor RPS. Robert Downey Jr./Hugh Jackman. NC-17. ~2100 words. Implied poly. Written for Porn Battle IX. A photoshoot for a movie I so very much want Marvel to make.
Hugh manages to hold it for one more click of the shutter before he grins, his entire face changing, his eyes brightening with a shine no one could fake.

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This fic makes me so HAPPY.

Written for a prompt on /coq/ based on this comic panel. Yesyes, I know, technically this verse doesn't exist outside of the comic books yet. But 2012 is way too long a wait and I can totally plunk Captain America in Iron Man movieverse if I want to. Which I do. So I did. FOR AMERICA. :D

ALSO. AS THE EVIL TWIN REMINDS ME. Tony is so very totally working on Steve's shield in the movie, it's there, on his worktable, so HA.

For America
Iron Man. Tony/Steve. NC-17. ~5000 words.
"Tony, for the good of the country, we should get married."

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For wystii, who asked for Logan/Remy and gave me free rein. >:d

Nights Run Long
X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Logan/Remy. NC-17. ~550 words. Biting/bruising. Post-movie.
"Nights run long in New Orleans," Remy says, and rolls onto his back, baring his belly to the scrape of Logan's teeth.

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Dear god, I KNOW. Face meets palm.

In the Upright Position
Iron Man/Transformers. Tony/Starscream. PG (for metaphorical sexin). ~800 words. For round nine of IJ's porn_battle.
"I believe that was a challenge, sir."

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