filthy as the ace of spades

The evil twin didn't actually help me co-write this one (though as always, she is my wonderfully beleaguered beta), but she shamelessly encouraged my smush so she gets half blame-credit anyway. Oh my god, my mush is so showing. AND IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. :x Healthy relationships for the win?

Also, I woke up stupidly early this morning. I feel very @_@.

Gay Hollywood Life Partner, Whatever
Actor RPS. Robert Downey Jr./Jude Law, Robert Downey Jr./Susan Downey. NC-17. ~8500 words (wot). Poly.
Of course being fucked by Robert is exactly like being his friend.

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I FORGOT I WROTE THIS. D:

Bound to Happen
Sherlock Holmes. Holmes/Watson. R. ~2100 words. Spontaneous Holmes genderswap. Written for Porn Battle IX.
It was of no matter either way. He knew exactly what course of action he must embark upon. "Watson! Watson!"

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I've been playing in Porn Battle IX for the last four days! \o/ Usually with timed challenges like this, I end up picking prompts I normally wouldn't look twice at (because oh yes, fic is such Serious Business, yeahright) and I get a bit lazy since I don't have time to poke and prod and editeditedit.

Not so much this time! Well, a little, but only because the former is kinda fun and the latter really does have a time limit, so. Also, premature ejaculation. The only time that wouldn't be fun is something I never have to deal with, because ahar, I don't have a cock (or shame). :D

ponderosa gets heart-shaped cookies for beta'ing her little butt off. :3

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Jump the Gate
Sherlock Holmes. Holmes/Watson. NC-17. ~2700 words. Premature ejaculation. Rimming. Written for Porn Battle IX.
Once Watson regains the power of speech he isn't at all certain he wishes to utilise it.

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Team Porn, circa 1882. :D ponderosa is flexing her fantastic art muscles over in her journal with 'It is Probable', Holmes & Watson, G, which she tells me is in a style called art nouveau and I say is called fabulous.

Games of Chance
Sherlock Holmes. Holmes/Watson. PG-13. ~1750 words. Pre-movie. Two-sided UST and shameless innuendo.
He had no idea how to go about telling Holmes he'd lost the rent again.

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