I've been playing in
Porn Battle IX for the last four days! \o/ Usually with timed challenges like this, I end up picking prompts I normally wouldn't look twice at (because oh yes, fic is such Serious Business,
yeahright) and I get a bit lazy since I don't have time to poke and prod and editeditedit.
Not so much this time! Well, a little, but only because the former is kinda fun and the latter really does have a time limit, so. Also,
premature ejaculation. The only time that wouldn't be fun is something I never have to deal with, because ahar, I don't have a cock (or shame). :D
ponderosa gets heart-shaped cookies for beta'ing her little butt off. :3
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Jump the GateSherlock Holmes. Holmes/Watson. NC-17. ~2700 words. Premature ejaculation. Rimming. Written for Porn Battle IX.
Once Watson regains the power of speech he isn't at all certain he wishes to utilise it.( Read me. )