filthy as the ace of spades

My brain is still all over the place. I have about a dozen WIPs, which is bizarre and strange, and my unsettled work schedule is making it close to impossible for me to sink into a POV and write. So I am slightly stressed! \o/ Really minor c'mon Blue it's not a big deal stressed.

Have a remix! My first ever official-ish one, even. My smush is showing. :D

The Effects of Proximity: The Sleight of Hand Remix
Sherlock Holmes. Holmes/Watson. NC-17. ~1500 words. Asexuality. Remix of lace_fic's The Effects of Proximity.
"His permission to take such liberties has been granted a hundred thousand times over, what Watson believes his body is saying should not contradict it.

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Related: I feel ridiculous posting warning spoilers for works that have existed for approximately one hundred and twenty years. It feels like the equivalent of saying, 'Oh wait guys, don't panic. Jesus'll totally be okay.'

Unrelated: I have a new iMac. It arouses me. Sexually.

The Sinking Ship of Self
Sherlock Holmes. Holmes/Watson. R. ~4000 words. Fusion of book and movie 'verse. Spoilers for The Final Problem and The Empty House. Written for giandujakiss's incredibly generous donation to help_haiti. Thank you so much for letting me help out! :D
Three weeks after Watson takes up his new residence, Holmes breaks in.

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