filthy as the ace of spades

This has been languishing on my desktop for months and months. Thank you, My Chem, for providing me with the most awesomest title ever. :D

Kiss My Battery
Iron Man (movie). Tony/Jarvis. NC-17. ~3000 words. Sorta masturbation, sorta self-cest, sorta really not.
This was the next logical step in the evolution of Iron Man, but that didn't mean he hadn't been dying to do it for years. It was one hell of a good excuse though.

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This fic makes me so HAPPY.

Written for a prompt on /coq/ based on this comic panel. Yesyes, I know, technically this verse doesn't exist outside of the comic books yet. But 2012 is way too long a wait and I can totally plunk Captain America in Iron Man movieverse if I want to. Which I do. So I did. FOR AMERICA. :D

ALSO. AS THE EVIL TWIN REMINDS ME. Tony is so very totally working on Steve's shield in the movie, it's there, on his worktable, so HA.

For America
Iron Man. Tony/Steve. NC-17. ~5000 words.
"Tony, for the good of the country, we should get married."

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And now, porn. My excuse is Tony.

Quality Assurance
Marvel movieverse (Iron Man, X-Men). Tony/Remy. NC-17. ~3800 words. For 'aphrodisiacs' on my kink_bingo card.
The syringe was loaded, ready and waiting on the low coffee table beside the spread of cards and scatter of half-empty bottles.

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Tony really does look good on everybody.

A Trained Professional
Marvel movieverse (Iron Man, X-Men). Logan/Tony. NC-17. ~4700 words. For 'virginity/celibacy' on my kink_bingo card. (As I type this, I die laughing. Die.)
If they'd been in the field, Tony might've been worried.

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I'm apparently in a drabbly mood. Unfortunately, my concept of 'drabble' forgot to include the wordcount. -_- But since I'm home all day, with nothing to do~

I'm going to stick with SPN (includes RPS)... or, okay, I'll take on Persona 3, too, but no Baccano yet. I really want to watch that again (x5) before I attempt to crawl into anyone's head. There's crazy, and then there's Baccano, y'know?

No guarantees if or when your prompt'll get done--I'm sorta hoping to spare these along to keep me entertained at work. >.> I'm also going to leave this offer open for a couple days, but today's the best day since I'm feeling all writery.

Toss me a character/pairing, kink or a prompt, and we'll see what happens. No limits!

Ready? GO.

[EDIT] OMG. AND IRON MAN. I'd so do Tony freakin' Stark (especially if it involved Sam and Dean).

[MORE EDIT] Ficlets will be posted in response to your comment. Beware of spoilers for up to SPN ep 4.05. I'm always up to date on aired eps, so if you're not, you could get spoilers in your ficlet if you don't warn me!