blue_soaring | The pitfalls of porn.

blue_soaring

For years writing GWing, I lost the ability to type 'quarter', instead typing 'Quatre'. Then, 'Sam' eliminated 'same' from my vocabulary.

Finally, I have lost 'cork' as I write a perfectly innocent scene and someone says over dinner, "Would you please stick a cock in it?"

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windsorblue

"Please," Quarter whispered. "Please, Same, I want your cork."

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Oh, Quarter. What a corkhound.

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windsorblue

He loves the cork.

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I giggled, then snorted, then wanted to make a Trowel joke here to keep up the high level of comedy, but alas I'm too tired.

why am I still awake D:

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blue_soaring

Why must you hurt me so.

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windsorblue

What hurt? I'm helping! It's a mnemonic device.

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