The pitfalls of porn.

[blue_soaring]

For years writing GWing, I lost the ability to type 'quarter', instead typing 'Quatre'. Then, 'Sam' eliminated 'same' from my vocabulary.

Finally, I have lost 'cork' as I write a perfectly innocent scene and someone says over dinner, "Would you please stick a cock in it?"

Comments

[who_shot_kr]

...Don't give your neighbors any ideas. >_>

[blue_soaring]

Aha. They were at it AGAIN last night. I couldn't sleep so I stayed up late reading, and then when I finally crawled into bed at three the grunting and moaning started up over there and I swear, the whole house shook.

I applauded. I mean, maybe one of them just fell or White Fang was playing fetch, but either way, I felt applause was an apt reaction.

[kuro]

-laugh- I've done the cork/cock mix up before. Was really bad when I did in a paper once. D:

[blue_soaring]

Aha, I remember shortly after university, one of my friends did it on a cover letter for a job. At least she didn't wonder at the lack of a callback. XD

[kuro]

Oh dear. Poor girl. Now I'll make doubly sure to re-read any official type papers before turning it in. With my luck, I've already sent in resumes with cock in them. (I know I've also used sexond instead of second. orz)

[windsorblue]

"Please," Quarter whispered. "Please, Same, I want your cork."

[ponderosa]

Oh, Quarter. What a corkhound.

[windsorblue]

He loves the cork.

[ponderosa]

I giggled, then snorted, then wanted to make a Trowel joke here to keep up the high level of comedy, but alas I'm too tired.

why am I still awake D:

[blue_soaring]

Why must you hurt me so.

[windsorblue]

What hurt? I'm helping! It's a mnemonic device.

[iniq]

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