A modest proposal.

[blue_soaring]

I had the most brilliant idea today at work. Please, don't stop me if you've heard this one.

A Stupid Quota.

What we do is this: Establish a Stupid Quota for each and every person on the face of the planet. Preferably, at birth, tailored to the individual and updated yearly depending on that person's performance. Then, each month, if a person has exceeded their quota, we BASH THEM WITH A MALLET.

If you'd like to support this stroke of brilliance, please, in the words of my lawyer, heartily endorse my proposal and subscribe to my newsletter.

Thank you, g'night, and where's my porn.

Comments

[laylah.insanejournal.com]

...do we only get to bash them once per month, or can we keep bashing for repeated stupid until the month rolls over and they have a new quota?

[blue_soaring.insanejournal.com]

One bash for each act of stupid past the quota. Unless of course it's REALLY stupid. We have to make exceptions for these types of situations.

[who_shot_kr.insanejournal.com]

HAVE HAMMER, WILL TRAVEL.

Don't forget the fact that there should be prevention classes for exceeding your quota that should involve electrodes being hooked up to your delicates and then set on "fricassee."

[blue_soaring.insanejournal.com]

Wait. Are we discussing my porn or my proposal now? HA.

[windsorblue.insanejournal.com]

*heartily endorses!*

Porn? Porn, porn, porn? Porn?

[iniq.insanejournal.com]

You want porn? You shall get porn!
Hm... give me a moment. Let's see~


Dean pulled down Sam's pants. "OH, Sam!" he yelled in excitement at the sight before him. For it was Sam's cock. And Sam's cock was huge.
It was so huge there was a picture of it next to the word "telephone pole" in the picture dictionary.

And Sam yelled, "YEAH!" because he was hard and as hard as he could get while still outside Dean's ass, because he grew once he was inside, like an inflatable dildo of telephonepolic proportions. And DEAN LOVED IT. Because he was a cockman. As opposed to Sam, who was an assman and liked to do that thing with his tongue that almost convinced Dean to convert to ass religion some time ago.

So Sam was all, "WHOO! ROCKET INCOMING!" and he lined himself up and Dean bent over like the BITCH for COCK that he was and then he moaned obscene words, like "mmmmmmmmmmmmmunchmesammy" or "oooooooooohrificeintrusion". And Sam lubed himself up and you know his dick was huge because he needed not one, but TWO tubes of lube to get his pole greasy enough. And Dean was like a tunnel and Sam was like his truck - but one of those big tunnels, not one of those where a truck goes in and then discovers it's too big and has to turn back and annoy people and create a fucking traffic jam because the road is narrow and it has a hard time turning and its driver is probably drunk.

And it was heavenly, the way Sam slid in and out, his lubed up COCK spreading Dean's ass like a lubed up cock spreads asses and it was wonderful and a little painful, but oh, the pain was so worth any pleasure that came after it because that's how porn works and it's all good.

So then Sam was thrusting and Dean was moaning and then Dean came without anything touching his cock but Sam's big manly hand wrapping twice around Dean's cock because his hands were just that big. And it was so good! And Dean MOANED and Sammy GROANED and then they both came and Sam ERUPTED like a volcano in Dean's ass, growing even more! AND THEN HE CAME AGAIN because he could come twice within seconds! And it was so good that Dean almost DIED from it. And Sam, too!

And then Dean came again! And then Sam slid out and was all 'ooh, MY COCK' and Dean was all 'ooh, MY ASS' and they were both HURTING from SEX and then they fell asleep.


*was bestowed the gift of powerful porn by the porn god*

[blue_soaring.insanejournal.com]

Most realist porn ever writ! Because it's SO TRUE. XD

[iniq.insanejournal.com]

I'm glad you agree! :3

[chichirinoda.insanejournal.com]

LOL XD