filthy as the ace of spades

Another for zoodlemouse13, because omg, SHE ASKED FOR ADAM SWEET-TALKING AND TOMMY TRASH-TALKING AND UNF. UNF, UNF.

Talk Like a Gentleman
Glamdom. Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. NC-17. ~3100 words.
If Adam wants to play this game, Tommy'll fucking play.

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For zoodlemouse13. I failed at your second prompt. In what I shamelessly believe is a good way.

WHAT. THERE ARE CUDDLES.

We laugh at danger and break all the rules
Glamdom. Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. NC-17. ~2700 words.
Tommy waits a beat, then says, "So you decided to sneak into my room with my spare key and climb into my bed like a total creep instead."

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For @_shell_bells, who asked for Tommy giving Adam a certain kind of wake-up call. Happy ending, naturally. :3

Mr. Brightside
Glamdom. Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. NC-17. ~5700 words.
Tommy is really fucking specific about his type, and that's small, cute, and female. The guy currently trying to suck Tommy's tongue out of his skull is so far from even one of those things he might as well be from another planet.

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For Viverras, who requested one of the boys really, really, really enjoying watching the other one. And I said AWESOME. :D

Disco Sheets
Glamdom. Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. NC-17. ~2700 words.
The deal is, if Adam wants to dance, Tommy gets to watch.

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For quinn222, who requested a fic that picks up where the usual get-together trope leaves off. I hope you enjoy! <3

Written while hopped up on cold meds. Oops.

The Big Picture
Glamdom. Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. NC-17. ~5000 words.
Staring at pictures of them doing the nasty in a back alley is one of those things that should be awkward.

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For nekofreak, who loves me, even though I should be shot. Shot.

Get Some Tail
Glamdom. Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. NC-17. ~5000 words. Mutant-with-a-tail!Tommy.
"I'm really, really sorry," Adam moans. "I can't believe I knelt on your tail."

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For @RagMan_RIP and generously extended a few thousand words by @RealAuntieMaim. When requesting Adam as a vampire and first times, this is what you get. :D

Asking for Your Mercy Kiss
Glamdom. Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. NC-17. ~7000 words. Vampire!Adam.
For anything, everything Adam's asked of him, Tommy has never once told him no.

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And an accidentally cockblocked Tommy Joe for @HannaBec. :3

Sucker Love
Glamdom. Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. NC-17. ~2600 words.
i'm gonna jerk off on ur fuckin pillow.

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To help fix my freaking tooth, if anyone wants 500+ish words of Adam and/or Tommy fic, drop me a prompt in the comments. Porn, smush, whatever, but no rocks-fall-everybody-DIES prompts though please, because you will make me bawl like an abandoned baby monkey.

Or prompt me on Twitter if you want! @bluesoaring

If you want more than 500 words, okay! Include that in your prompt. Like, "BLUE, WRITE ME 1500 WORDS OF TOMMY BEING A TOTAL BRAT OVER ACCIDENTAL ORGASM DENIAL," or you know, whatever. :3

Please donate what you can upon delivery of your ficlet! I seriously hope the dentist doesn't try to bleed my budget's carcass dry, because then there will be begging.

Oh god, my shoes, I gave up so many of my shoes, oh my god, my shoes. ;-;