What am I doing.

[blue_soaring]

So far today, I've started writing FOUR fics. FOUR. Yet another ill-advised Keppler/Greg CSI romp, a distressingly cracky Lennox/Epps/Optimus, an I don't even KNOW Lennox/Optimus, and something that should be Victor/Remy dubcon but is more like Victor/Remy-is-dangerously-self-destructive.

I haven't gotten further than 600 words on any of them.

And now I am seriously considering a Tony/MacManus brothers, because a) he has guns and they like guns, b) they are twins and he likes twins, and c) Tony apparently really does want to screw everything that breathes, and some things that don't (I'm lookin' at you, Prime).

WHAT AM I DOING.

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[dr_schreaber]

STUFF THAT I LIKE THE SOUND OF, THAT'S WHAT. :D

[blue_soaring]

*FLAIL* That's all I got. *FLAILFLAIL*

[swordage]

a) he has guns and they like guns, b) they are twins and he likes twins, and c) Tony apparently really does want to screw everything that breathes, and some things that don't

Oh great now I want to write Sideswipe/Tony/Sunstreaker. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. (I keep unintentionally writing the Lamborghini twins as total sluts, omg how does this happen, I don't even write porn I swear! Nor crossovers! ...actually I write crossovers a lot, how did that happen, I don't even really like crossovers.)

I have total sympathy though. I started the Sideswipe/Jarvis, and then I stumbled on TFA Starscream in a muzzle and now I am desperately trying to put off writing porn about that, but somehow my brain decided that Shockwave needed to be in on that action and I would basically do anything for Shockwave. So yeah kinda staring in horror going WHAT AM I DOING. But also gleeful! Because all of this is awesome and I can't wait for it to be done. I also cannot wait to see what you do with Lennox and Optimus, oh my gosh. SO EXCITING.

[blue_soaring]

Tony says that every Lamborghini owner he's ever met has been a total slut, so it stands to reason that if you are a Lamborghini, of course you're one too.

He also says that he really does love twins. And cars. And engines. So, twin cars with engines like those two? Wax on, baby. And then wax off.

TONY MAKES ME SAY THE CORNIEST THINGS.

[swordage]

If they're Lamborghinis in G1 but Corvettes in Bay-verse, does that make them more or less ridiculously slutty? Or does it just make them sluts with inferiority complexes?

I can really say nothing about the wax-on-wax-off thing so instead I will give you a line from the Sideswipe/Jarvis thing I'm doing:

"Aw, that's sweet, I'll have Pepper put you on the Christmas card mailing list," Tony grumbled. "Maybe I'll send you an air freshener. Do you prefer citrus or mint? I'd get you that new car smell but from what I hear you've been around the parking lot a few times."

oh god I am so ashamed of having written that, why am I trying to write Tony when you write him so perfectly

[blue_soaring]

Can't type. Dying. OH TONY.

Psh. You do him just fiiiiine. :D :D

ps. i believe they are perfectly capable of being ridiculously slutty despite, regardless, or because of. i think that covers it.

pps. AROUND THE PARKING LOT. BRB, STILL LAUGHING

[ex_flipside466]

This post is so beautiful. *tear* Thank you.

[blue_soaring]

*dies* XD

[harpers_child]

what precisely do i need to bribe you with for Tony Stark/McManus brothers?

i've always seen Tony going after someone sportier like Jazz or the Arcee 3 or Sideswipe rather than Prime. Prime is a big honking truck. Tony likes racecars.

also thank you for an excuse to use my xmen icon.

[blue_soaring]

Heh, probably nothing. The idea itself is like bribery. XD

In response to Tony's Autobot preferences, I can only say that while Tony does indeed like it his cars smooth and fast, there's something to be said for size and power. Yep.

[ex_spacehussy924]

I wholeheartedly approve of every single thing you have mentioned in this post. *thumbs up* <3

[blue_soaring]

You enabler, you.

OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS ONE MORE REASON WHY WE LIKE YOU. ♥

[ex_spacehussy924]

*GLEE* I love to enable, it is my super power, because I am very good at it.

_{Also, up there ^, the parking lot thing? I have been rolling around with laughter for like, three days. Because of that one line. JUST SAYING.}

[nekofreak]

i don't know most of the stuff up there... but i still encourage it ALL!!

also dying of the "around the parking lot" comment *SNERK*

[zoe_nichols]

Stop being so awesome! (NO NEVER STOP PLS). Victor, how I missed him. And Tony. Well. Tony. Tony/Prime?

*wipes tear*

I think my brain just POPPED trying to squee all about of this at one time. And thusly, I give ye smiley-Jensen!

[anshin]

I shall say nothing but that the world needs more of Victor/Remy-is-dangerously-self-destructive, because the world does not have enough of that pairing in general. And that IS Remy, basically.

*offers cookies because starting that many fics at once does kinda suck*

[(Anonymous)]

Yay! *doing happy dance of insane squee* More Keppler fic!!! It's what I asked Santa for.

Huggles & Cookies,
Erisila