Oh god, what am I doing.

[blue_soaring]

death_bingo. Why do I want to do such horrible things.

Let me show you my card.

Death (by) Bingo!
poisoning (accidental)	radiation	execution (lethal injection)	homicide (contract)	martyrdom
suicide (seppuku)	volcano	illness (cancer)	weather (other)	device (alien)
illness (sepsis)	spontaneous combustion	free space	homicide (filicide)	device (other)
homicide (assassination)	crash (boat)	illness (cardiac/respiratory arrest)	execution (other)	illness (plague)
crash (plane)	human sacrifice	weather (hurricane/tornado)	attack (bioweapon/ nanotechnology	g-force trauma

Comments

[cypher]

...Our house has come to the conclusion that, like fortune cookies, you have to follow up all of these prompts with "during sex."





I dare you.

[blue_soaring]

Ahahaar...

For some of them, that could be easy! And possibly hot! Like, really, contract homicide and sex. That's like deepthroating on kink bingo, practically a free space. If only poisoning were intentional instead of accidental.

Others, however, give me a mental image of desperate grappling in the middle of a tornado as Bessie the Cow whips by.

...ahahahaaaaar.

[cypher]

I'm helping! :D

[blue_soaring]

You are indeed very helpful! Now I feel like I have to write porn, as opposed to being just sickly tempted.

You've given me a good solid reason: I WAS DARED. :D

[cypher]

Hey, any time you need your arm twisted for the sake of more porn, you know where to find us. ^^

[ratzeo]

"G-force trauma" suddenly seems much more complicated.

[blue_soaring]

It was, uh, that fast a roll in the sheets? *rimshot!* Ahar.

[stormcloude]

*snerks*

[blue_soaring]

I know, right? This is pretty much all you can say. Snerk.

THE THINGS I DO.

Also, I know what this snerk sound actually sounds like in person now! I believe you made it several times this weekend. Ahar. :D

[stormcloude]

^____^

Can I just say that hanging out with you and Pond was the absolute BEST part of the weekend for me. *smishes*

[chichirinoda]

Gah, I think I'll be missing this challenge sry....

[blue_soaring]

Well, see, that was my first response. And there is no way I'm getting a blackout or even a bingo for this one, but there were a couple of ideas that popped into my head looking at Pond's card... so. I've decided one fic during the amnesty period is good enough.

I mean, really. Contract killer. Sexass.