I like mine rare.

[blue_soaring]

THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING.

I mean. I love summer. I do. If I could have it my way, the year would be spring, summersummer, fall. No one really needs winter. HOWEVER. And this is very important: My idea of summer is NOT 40 DEGREE HEAT. THAT IS 15 DEGREES ABOVE THE LIMIT OF MY COMFORT ZONE.

And it makes me feel all useless and non-writery. :/ I have two fans, a spritzy bottle, enough popsicles to start a fetish mini-series and am sitting around in my underwear like a SKEEZE, and it is still Too Hot to do anything than produce stilted crap-wurds.

Bitch bitch, whine whine, grump.

SCREAM.

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[ponderosa]

*offers cake*

You know what I mean.

[blue_soaring]

...and pie?

WITH ICE CREAM ON TOP.

[ponderosa]

Yes.

Also guns and latex whynot.

[blue_soaring]

Good lord. Guns and latex and ice cream and cake and pie. Okay. I'm done for the day.

WAIT. I think I have some Jack around here somewhere. It's such a bad idea, it's obviously EXACTLY WHAT I NEED.

[ponderosa]

\o/

[cypher]

asjdkh yes, this needs to STOP, seriously. I even come from places that have heat like this! But I DO NOT LIVE THERE ANYMORE. >->

At work I have AC, but when I get home I have been doing pretty much just that, sitting there like a useless lump and doing nothing.

...I hear it's...going to start getting better by Friday?

[blue_soaring]

I CERTAINLY HOPE SO. I cling weakly to this shiny thought.

I hate flopping around feeling all useless. Though, it sort of makes me feel a little better to know I have company, though this company is miles away. Obviously not as good as if said company was kept in a less zomg-we're-MELTING fashion. >:\

In this icon, Megatron is the heatwave and I am Sam. Meep.

ps. pls do not melt on way home.

[cypher]

...so, true story, I do not get the images in my email notifications, so you said that about Megatron and Sam and I thought to myself, "she has an icon that's a TF/SPN crossover?"

I WILL DO MY BEST. I promised kiwi I would bring water for the bus ride, which I expect to be pretty awful.

[who_shot_kr]

This does not bode well. Because even if you, in Canuckdia, are roasting...

[blue_soaring]

Aha. Speaking of the end of the world. Apparently? A couple of weeks ago? I wrote something that wasn't porny enough for an erotica mag. ME. NOT ENOUGH PORN.

I died. Oh, I laughed and I cried and I died.

[who_shot_kr]

SEE, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, BLUE.

Seriously. What, were they looking for an extra splash of bestiality or something?

[blue_soaring]

Apparently? Maybe furry figging with a watersport enema prequel? I JUST DON'T KNOW.

Your icon kills me EVERY TIME.

[windsorblue]

I wrote something that wasn't porny enough for an erotica mag. ME. NOT ENOUGH PORN.

I just laughed so hard I woke up the dog.

[blue_soaring]

I KNOW. I mean, I know it's been awhile since I wrote (or it was a while, whatever) but seriously, did standards change THAT MUCH? I'm not really sure what they're looking for here anymore!

[windsorblue]

Skullfucking? With a horse, maybe? No, wait, that was probably in what you sent them.

[blue_soaring]

No, no. It was a goat. But you could be right! Maybe it was SIZE DIFFERENCE they were looking for. Everything else is just icing.

FACEPALM.

[kuro]

I would suggest sitting with your feet in a bucket of ice, but the ice might melt faster than it is useful.

It's a little higher that that temperature where I live, so I sympathize with your desire to do nothing more than flop.

[blue_soaring]

If only I could flop without feeling guilty. D:

[kuro]

Even worse! DD:

[chichirinoda]

YES.

THIS.

[blue_soaring]

Today, I wrote 1k of crap and ate ice cream. That's it. THIS IS CRAZY.

[chichirinoda]

God, I'm so with you. Do you know that the Humboldt House does not have sheets? Only BIG POOFY WARM COMFORTERS. D: D: D:

[blue_soaring]

So, um. How's your holiday? XD

[chichirinoda]

It was great! Very warm though XDDD