filthy as the ace of spades

I'm not exactly sure what I've been doing with myself for the past month (er, aside from devouring everything even remotely related to SPN), but whatever it was, I think I'm done. Very much missing the internets now.

And while I think of it, maho_kiwi? That thing I was going to mail you a billion light years ago? Well, um. I mailed it. And by 'mailed it' I obviously mean 'gave to Roomie to mail from work' (free postage!)... but it's sort of been sitting in her mailroom all this time. -_- I forgot to nag her about it. So, I'm thinking I might Xpress it to you or something. As soon as laylah tells me what kinds of tea she likes. :3

springkink roundup, for those of you playing at home!

Wolf at the Door, Rude/Tseng, NC-17, ~2400 words.
Whatever it is they come looking for, they each find it easily enough spread out beneath Tseng's hands.

Blood Rich, Tseng/Reno, PG-13, ~850 words.
Bodyguards are accessories.

Silhouette, Rude/Tseng, NC-17, ~1250 words.
Black suits, flat eyes and vicious smiles, that's all anybody ever really sees.

This Town's Religion, Reno/Rufus, NC-17, ~550 words.
Rufus gives the show his all.

Dirt in the Machine, Reno/Rufus, R, ~300 words.
"I suppose you're keeping a tally."

4 Minute Warning, Rude/Reno, NC-17, ~700 words.
This isn't the sort of thing Rude does.

Poetry and Prozac, Reno/Elena, R, ~500 words.
Too far away to make a decent target, somebody hiss-whispers into a crackling walkie-talkie.

Damage Control, Rude/Reno, NC-17, ~600 words.
The vaguely human-shaped lump beside him snores like a hibernating grizzly.

untitled, Turks/Rufus, PG, ~500 words.
His Turks circle the bed, grim black shadows smeared with grit and grime.

The Bark to Your Bite, Reno/Rufus, R, D/s, ~600 words.
Rufus says he likes things scripted, orderly and predictable. Reno's none of these things.

Red White and Black, Reno/Tseng, NC-17, ~700 words.
Tseng gave him instructions on how to drop the Sector in three minutes flat. Reno offered to get him off in the same.

A~nd one more, that I completely and entirely forgot about and haven't posted to the community yet (since it's like, May)...

untitled
FF7. Rude/Tseng. PG. ~650 words.
Rude notices things because that's what he's paid for.

( Read me. )

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Also, I realise I should probably use a Shinra-type icon, since this post is whopping amounts of FF7, but, Dean. And Sam. 'Nuff said. Wot, Reno thinks they're hot, too! And brothers! He's all over that kink like a cheap suit.