filthy as the ace of spades

If you're looking for my fic, the tags at the end of this entry will take you to pretty much everything I've ever written. If it's not there, it's at Idle Hands. I hope.

Rufus/Reno, Farther than Guns:
Modern World
Edge of Charm
Catch the Sun
Stark Pretty
Obstacle 1
No Authority
The Latest Toughs
-Skipping out on the Midwinter party (gloryhole), evil twin.
-Sparks Are Gonna Fly (sloppy seconds), evil twin; include flashbacks to First Time.
-Apocalypse (object insertion), evil twin.
-Reno and Rude at the Bee, evil twin.
-Rufus and Tseng at Gold Saucer, me.
-Post-apocalypse, me.
-Giving gifts, evil twin.
-Creme Caramel (double penetration), evil twin.
-Fire from Water, me.
-Misadventures in dating, me.
-Reno and Rude on the job, me.

A couple months ago, I decided I'd start sitting on my fic more. The evil twin says it's good for me. So I sat on this and forgot about it. Naturally.

Many thanks go out to the people who looked at this way back when and helped make it better.

Brick by Brick
FF7/AC. ShinRa and AVALANCHE. PG. ~1200 words.
Some day soon, Reno's going to sit Cloud down and list out the ways he's just like Rufus.

( Read me. )

I'm not exactly sure what I've been doing with myself for the past month (er, aside from devouring everything even remotely related to SPN), but whatever it was, I think I'm done. Very much missing the internets now.

And while I think of it, maho_kiwi? That thing I was going to mail you a billion light years ago? Well, um. I mailed it. And by 'mailed it' I obviously mean 'gave to Roomie to mail from work' (free postage!)... but it's sort of been sitting in her mailroom all this time. -_- I forgot to nag her about it. So, I'm thinking I might Xpress it to you or something. As soon as laylah tells me what kinds of tea she likes. :3

springkink roundup, for those of you playing at home!

Wolf at the Door, Rude/Tseng, NC-17, ~2400 words.
Whatever it is they come looking for, they each find it easily enough spread out beneath Tseng's hands.

Blood Rich, Tseng/Reno, PG-13, ~850 words.
Bodyguards are accessories.

Silhouette, Rude/Tseng, NC-17, ~1250 words.
Black suits, flat eyes and vicious smiles, that's all anybody ever really sees.

This Town's Religion, Reno/Rufus, NC-17, ~550 words.
Rufus gives the show his all.

Dirt in the Machine, Reno/Rufus, R, ~300 words.
"I suppose you're keeping a tally."

4 Minute Warning, Rude/Reno, NC-17, ~700 words.
This isn't the sort of thing Rude does.

Poetry and Prozac, Reno/Elena, R, ~500 words.
Too far away to make a decent target, somebody hiss-whispers into a crackling walkie-talkie.

Damage Control, Rude/Reno, NC-17, ~600 words.
The vaguely human-shaped lump beside him snores like a hibernating grizzly.

untitled, Turks/Rufus, PG, ~500 words.
His Turks circle the bed, grim black shadows smeared with grit and grime.

The Bark to Your Bite, Reno/Rufus, R, D/s, ~600 words.
Rufus says he likes things scripted, orderly and predictable. Reno's none of these things.

Red White and Black, Reno/Tseng, NC-17, ~700 words.
Tseng gave him instructions on how to drop the Sector in three minutes flat. Reno offered to get him off in the same.

A~nd one more, that I completely and entirely forgot about and haven't posted to the community yet (since it's like, May)...

untitled
FF7. Rude/Tseng. PG. ~650 words.
Rude notices things because that's what he's paid for.

( Read me. )

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Also, I realise I should probably use a Shinra-type icon, since this post is whopping amounts of FF7, but, Dean. And Sam. 'Nuff said. Wot, Reno thinks they're hot, too! And brothers! He's all over that kink like a cheap suit.

Vampires. I can't believe I've almost - almost! - been talked into writing Vampire!Turks. It's so cheap and easy. ...just how I like it. :x

So, uh. Have been home sick dying of tummy flu all day. If there be typos and such, that's my handy excuse.

A Little Late to Ask
FF7. Rufus/Reno/Tseng. NC-17. ~3600.
With him, it used to always be about need, not want. Reno needed, Tseng didn't.

( Read me. )

Really, I'm just posting so often as an excuse to keep using this icon. It's just so. So. Reno.

Something actually crossed off the to do list! :D laylah, this is for you, since I promised it to you so long ago but Rude kept flaking in a distinctly unRude-like manner. I think I rewrote the beginning about five times before it actually started to flow. It's not quite the idea I started out with, because somewhere between attempt one and three, Rude kicked Reno into the passenger seat, told him to sit down, shut up, and hold on.

Resurrection Men
FF7. Reno/Rude. NC-17. ~2200 words. For laylah.
Even if the place reeks, the old school charm gets him every time.

They’re watching all those people in the corporate oceans tide
The choreography of commerce the backhanders and the lies
They’re erasing all the figures all the dollars all the dreams
They say you can always tell a suicide by the length of the scream
-thea gilmore

( Read me. )

Hey, evil twin. Tag, you're it. Your turn. >:D

Farther Than Guns Will Go: Obstacle 1
FF7. Rufus/Reno. NC-17. ~6000 words. Co-authored with ponderosa121.
Inside, it's nothing but brushed steel and bullet-proof glass and the stink of Hojo.

( Read me. )

I forget when I wrote this. Before Ycon, maybe. The evil twin is back to poking me now that she's nearly finished the semester.

Boy, you never realise how much you miss a good poke. XD

Devil's Work Day At least until the evil twin gets out of class and sees this post.
FF7. Tseng/Rufus(Reno). NC-17. ~1500 words.
Cooped up at HQ waiting for something to fucking happen got old after day one.

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The evil twin helps save money! ...or really, what she does it point out I don't need to buy a new swimbag, I can use the tasty Turks bag remote45 made for me, and spend the money on her instead.

At least she's cheaper. XD

I'm attempting to teach myself to write at work. Attempting. So far? Not so hot, but hey, at least it's proper drabble size, right? Right?

FF7/AC. Rufus/Reno. R.
( Read me. )

nekojita begged for postins. Last bit up later today. :3

Armageddon Days (5/6, illustrated)
FF7. Reno/Rufus, Reno/Rude. NC-17 overall. 5k words this chapter. Illustrated. Co-produced by blue_soaring and ponderosa121.
With President Shinra starting to clean house, Rufus seems like a lost cause, but Reno's got orders to follow.

( Chapter Five. )

A not entirely worksafe pic in this one.

Armageddon Days (3/6, illustrated)
FF7. Reno/Rufus, Reno/Rude. NC-17 overall. 4k words this chapter. Illustrated. Co-produced by blue_soaring and ponderosa121.
With President Shinra starting to clean house, Rufus seems like a lost cause, but Reno's got orders to follow.


( Chapter Three. )