filthy as the ace of spades

The evil twin attempted to beta, but the sheer amount of cute undoes her. Which makes me giggle. ...laugh, I mean. Laugh.

For windandwater, who asked for Ed/Al shota, with raiding mommy's closet.

Surgeon General's Warning: Reading anything that contains the subject '6/6/06' can possibly lead to terminal squicking. This LJ claims no responsibility.

( FMA. Ed/Al. ~1500 words. )

Honestly. Absolutely impossible. I have two (two!) done, and they're about 1300 words combined. Drabbles, my (numb) ass.

Without my desk and comfy chair, writing is somewhat - and by somewhat, I mean majorly - uncomfortable. Keyboard-on-lap and ass-on-floor is good for awhile. And then things start to go numb and suddenly Reno and Rude screwing the life out of Rufus just isn't enough.

...which makes me sad, because guh.

But here, have what I managed so far. For peach_ponta, who wanted seme!Al and ended up with slightly-unhinged!Al, and for the evil twin, who talks about this kinda thing daily and I just needed an excuse to post.

Surgeon General's Warning: Reading anything that contains the subject '6/6/06' can possibly lead to terminal squicking. This LJ claims no responsibility.

Assume everything from this challenge is NC-17. Because it is.

( FMA. Al/Ed. ~750 words. )

( FFX. Jecht/Tidus. ~560 words. )