filthy as the ace of spades

Some days, Adam looks like this



and it makes me write mobster AUs. Other days, Adam looks like this



and it makes me want to write Victorian steampunk AUs. But today, since Tommy so helpfully has this new ~obsession with Mad Men, it's mobster day. :D Originally posted on glam_kink, what, omg, I forgot to put it hereeeee.

Stray Cat Strut
Glamdom. Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. NC-17. ~2500 words. Mobster!AU.
That's some kind of divine comedic twist there, the dirty smudge of his fingerprints on Adam's soul, and St. Pete can go fuck his pearly gates, heaven is right fucking here in Adam's sweet vermouth mouth.

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For zoodlemouse13, who is as obsessed with weres as I am, and @silentdescant, who is, like, zomg. ♥

Skin This Cat
Glamdom. Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. NC-17. ~12,000 words. Werefic!
Summer air is close and charged in Tommy's lungs, the music is thrumming in his bones, the drums guide his heartbeat, and there's nowhere, fucking nowhere, he'd rather be than where he is, down on one knee, fingers on the frets, Adam's gaze on him crackling thunderstorm-thick.


by @QuinnAIT

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Many, many, unbelievable amounts of thanks to @ViewontheWorld for all her hard work on this, and to @Zoodlemouse13 and @Sulwen for test reading, and helping me weed out all those pesky typos. Though I've probably made more with endless, last-minute fiddling, oops.

Since I cave to peer pressure like a house of wet cards in an earthquake, included beneath the cut in this post you'll find a pdf and an ePub of Saint Joe (though I'm not sure how useful that is for you people with ereaders; for iPad, it works great--suggestions as to which format works better for certain readers are totally welcome), along with a link to my Paypal for you crazy, wonderful people that want to throw money at me to help me get my original stuff off the ground. I'm not really good at this sort of thing, but when people want to give you something, the polite thing to do is accept it and say thank you, so that's what I'm gonna do.

Download the story, take it, read it, pass it around, enjoy it! And if you're inclined, donate however much you like, whenever you like. I'm going to write all of you fic forever no matter what. ♥

Saint Joe on the School Bus
Glamdom. Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. NC-17. ~26,000 words. AU. Underage. Drugs. Alcohol. Prostitution. Sweet, glorious cliches.
Tired of being told what to do, by his parents and the nuns at school, Tommy takes to turning tricks for kicks. But when a kid named Adam, his age, hot, and so fucking sweet it hurts, finds him on his corner, Tommy finds out there's more fun to rebelling than just in pissing people off.

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Thank you to @GirlPhenom for wanting this at exactly the right time. You're all going to ignore the inevitable typos in this until rivers_bend and I get a chance to read it over while we're not all LOLOLOLOL in one another's faces.

Show Me Where Your Dick's At
Glamdom. Tommy Joe Ratliff/Anderson Brooks. NC-17. ~5800 words. For crossdressing on my kink_bingo card.
And right now, he's so got Anderson on the brain: Anderson's pretty, pretty face, and those long, long legs, and what Anderson's hiding under that skirt.

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The grande finale for @RagMan_RIP. Beta, as always, by the most amazing rivers_bend, though all remaining (and inevitable) typos are mine, as her brain apparently melted. #woops

Part One: I know there's better brothers but you're the only one that's mine (Adam/Neil)
Part Two: It's a phase that I'm in (Adam/Neil)
Part Three: Man with the hex (Adam/Neil/Tommy)

This is not what you had planned
Glamdom. Adam Lambert/Neil Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. NC-17. ~7600 words. Double penetration. Sibling incest.
When Tommy goes down on him with a shallow moan and Adam says, "Fuck, baby," Neil honestly doesn't know which one of them he's talking to.

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For rivers_bend. Because. ♥

You don't know what it's been like
Glamdom. Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. NC-17. ~9400 words. Contains drugs, alcohol, hints of breathplay, hints of desperation play, and intimacy kink.
Adam's buried so deep in the idea that Tommy only wants him when there's alcohol and drugs involved it's gonna take a backhoe to dig him out again.

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I get to start off mapetiteamore's fabulous birthday month with one of the best sort of presents. Happy birthday, darling! ♥

Here's where you are, there's where you wanna be
Glamdom. Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. NC-17. ~9200 words.
It's the fucking collar that does it. One stupid little gift that doesn't even mean anything.

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For wynkat, who asked for deliciously delicious deliciousness. :d

If Blood and Love Taste So Sweet
Glamdom. Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. NC-17. ~2400 words. Blade/bloodplay.
He wants to wear Adam's mark like ink but deeper, carved into flesh the way Adam's carved into his heart.

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For tuke18, who gave me an idea and a hilarious nickname for Tommy Joe, and I ran with it. Oh, how I ran with it. Hope you enjoy! :3

Babydoll
Glamdom. Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. NC-17. ~4700 words. Crossdressing.
Turns out it's pretty easy to find a pair of cute, girly heels in size ten, once you know where to shop.

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For sulwen, who totally talks me into doing all the awesome stuff. And to totally make rivers_bend write me delicious, delicious intimacy kinkfic. :3

Symptom for the Cure
Glamdom. Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. NC-17. ~3700 words. D/s overtones. Enemas. For this prompt on glam_kink.
All Tommy wants to do is go find a hole somewhere, crawl into it, and die. He can't believe he let Adam talk him into going to see a doctor over this.

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