How is it only ten in the morning. How.
Aug. 14th, 2009 10:20 amThis morning, I:
-thankfully learned that I do not have prophetic dreams (I will be less thankful the next time I dream I won the lottery);
-learned that the devil loves my mother because she is the only person in the world that can give you a heart attack and then make you feel guilty about it in exactly one point five minutes;
-discovered that my neighbour's dogs are the Three Stooges of the lupine world, White Fang, Black Fang and Mini Fang (this last one is also known as Yippy Fang);
-further convinced my neighbours that I am a rude troll by opening my door, finding the Three Wolf Stooges on my front step and promptly closing the door again (it should be noted that these are the neighbours that have raucous sex at all hours, and also perhaps that I haven't actually even met them yet, but I do know what he sounds like when he comes).
That's it. I'm done for the day. Time for bed.
-thankfully learned that I do not have prophetic dreams (I will be less thankful the next time I dream I won the lottery);
-learned that the devil loves my mother because she is the only person in the world that can give you a heart attack and then make you feel guilty about it in exactly one point five minutes;
-discovered that my neighbour's dogs are the Three Stooges of the lupine world, White Fang, Black Fang and Mini Fang (this last one is also known as Yippy Fang);
-further convinced my neighbours that I am a rude troll by opening my door, finding the Three Wolf Stooges on my front step and promptly closing the door again (it should be noted that these are the neighbours that have raucous sex at all hours, and also perhaps that I haven't actually even met them yet, but I do know what he sounds like when he comes).
That's it. I'm done for the day. Time for bed.
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