Mostly. I knew I was gonna be swamped when I got back from the holidays, but holy CRAP. I've just about dug myself out of the pile of paperwork. As in, I can see little tiny rays of light. Itty bitty ones. This is obviously why people don't take holidays and burn the hell out.
Internet! Yay, internet! I have a funny story to tell you.
Monday morning, I took my bus pass out of my satchel and put it in my pocket, like I do every morning. That way, I can just whip it out (*snicker*), flash the driver (*snickersnort*) and go on my merry way. When I pulled it out (yes, this joke is still funny) Monday, the bus driver went: O.O Holy crap, can I have that?
And I went: Buh? Waitaminute...
*cue flashback*
Blue and Roomie are happily chattering away as they browse the floor of Taboo (the naughty but nice sex show) at the Vancouver Convention Centre. The place is alight with flashy sex toys and pole dancers and vendors handing out cards and coupons and free samples of lube. Blue absently stuffs all the things she gets in the front pocket of her satchel. That night, she cleans it out, making sure to put her bus pass back in. BUT WAIT. It's not her bus pass at all! It's an incredibly graphic promo card for EROTIC BODY JEWELLERY.
The bus driver gave me a free ride (TEE) in exchange for the card.
In other news, I have an angsty Sam/Dean story, does anyone want to read it and give me an impression before I post? Like, DOES THE PUNCH LINE MAKE SENSE.
Hi.
Internet! Yay, internet! I have a funny story to tell you.
Monday morning, I took my bus pass out of my satchel and put it in my pocket, like I do every morning. That way, I can just whip it out (*snicker*), flash the driver (*snickersnort*) and go on my merry way. When I pulled it out (yes, this joke is still funny) Monday, the bus driver went: O.O Holy crap, can I have that?
And I went: Buh? Waitaminute...
*cue flashback*
Blue and Roomie are happily chattering away as they browse the floor of Taboo (the naughty but nice sex show) at the Vancouver Convention Centre. The place is alight with flashy sex toys and pole dancers and vendors handing out cards and coupons and free samples of lube. Blue absently stuffs all the things she gets in the front pocket of her satchel. That night, she cleans it out, making sure to put her bus pass back in. BUT WAIT. It's not her bus pass at all! It's an incredibly graphic promo card for EROTIC BODY JEWELLERY.
The bus driver gave me a free ride (TEE) in exchange for the card.
In other news, I have an angsty Sam/Dean story, does anyone want to read it and give me an impression before I post? Like, DOES THE PUNCH LINE MAKE SENSE.
Hi.
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